Tuesday, July 29, 2003
The Buck Stops Here
BUSH BLAMES ECONOMY ON SOMEONE NAMED HADLEY
Mid-level Bureaucrat Caused Massive Job Losses, President Alleges
Stephen Hadley, the mid-level bureaucrat who last week took the blame for the controversial sixteen words in President Bush's State of the Union Address, suffered another setback tonight as Mr. Bush blamed Mr. Hadley for the struggling state of the U.S. economy.
Mr. Bush made the extraordinary accusation during a nationally televised speech devoted to the failings, errors and screw-ups of the beleaguered Mr. Hadley.
"Every President must tell the nation where the buck stops," Mr. Bush said. "In this administration, the buck stops at Hadley."
-The always amusing Borowitz Report