Monday, October 27, 2003

What's your goodness/evil ratio?

This site is certified 35% EVIL by the Gematriculator

This site is certified 65% GOOD by the Gematriculator

The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is:

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

Uh, sure. Try the Gematriculator here anyway. Its amusingly good fun

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Ha! I'm more EVIL than you! 36% Evil to be exact. Put that in your devil hookah and smoke it.

Posted by: Marc Brazeau | Oct 28, 2003 6:04:06 PM

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