Ok, I assume you are as sick and tired about receiving Spam about penis enlargements, refinancing your mortgage, and discount pharmaceuticals. Apparently, we are a small dicked nation paying too much for drugs and mortgages.

I can't help you with the latter two, but as to the first item, a recent article in the NY Observer makes the surprising observation that its not that men's equipment is, um, too small, er, rather, its women's packages that, uh, perhaps are too large. (No, really).

George Gurley (funny name) writes all about the "Tiny Gynie" syndrome, as well as the "Floppy woo" in an article titled "My Vagina Monologue."

"I’ve thought about penis size," said Francine Maroukian, author of the just-published Town and Country Elegant Entertaining, as Central Park stretched out below us. "I’ve had a vagina my whole life, and I don’t sit around and think, ‘Wow, is my vagina too big or too small?’ I only think about it in terms of what’s going to be entering it: Is it going to be too big or too small?"

On another night, at Library Bar on Avenue A, I met a voluptuous lady who said she was an Australian porn star named Cherie Lamour. "You could fill this bar up with women and they’ll talk about penis size until they’re blue in the face," said Ms. Lamour. "They’ll never, ever discuss the size of their vagina. It’s all on the guys. It’s amazing! I think the score needs to be evened, because all these women bitch about penis size. Men get a very raw deal."

OK, so now you know what to say to the next person who, um, disparages your "equipment." Its not me, its you.

via NY Observer

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