Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Wal-Mart Nite Shift

Joe The Peacock shares his hilarious tale of working the overnight shift in Wal-Mart. When he was in college. In Georgia.

Here's a snippet to whet your appetites:

First off, you absolutely must understand one crucial fact about life - and this fact will remain constant forever: NO ONE NORMAL works the overnight shift ANYWHERE. This is ESPECIALLY evident at Wal-Mart, where not only are you working overnight in a gigantic wasteland of a career path, you are doing so along side people who clean department store floors and stock Liquid Dawn dish soap and various salty Golden Flake snacks on shelves 8 hours a night for a living. IN GEORGIA. These people weren’t exactly what one would consider to be members of the conversational elite. I would have believed that these people were only a protein strand away from being considered single-celled beings, except that it definitely takes more than one cell to produce the smells that eminated from most of them.

Add to this conglomeration of educationally inept rednecks the fact that they actually had quite an elaborate social structure built into their little group, one that did NOT readily include people who pronounce the word "green" with only one syllable or have, at any point in their lives, read so much as the advertisement on a book of matches . . .

The full tale can be seen here: The Wal-Mart Story


Update: You must read this til the end!



Source:
The Wal-Mart Story
http://www.zcportal.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=23

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