"As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual."

-Dan McKay, Fargo, ND

Winner, Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

via C/Net

Dept. of English & Comparative Literature
San Jose State University
One Washington Square
San Jose, CA 95192
http://www2.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2005.htm

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