Thursday, January 12, 2006

LIRR Commuter from Hell: OMIGOD, LIKE TOTALLY!

So I'm on the later train, the 8:43am into Hunterspoint -- sitting in front of a pair of twentysomethings having the most interesting and hysterical conversation with each other.

Every other word from this pair of high school buds was "Like, you know" and "Whatever" and "Omigod." It was as if we put in a request to central casting for a pair of valley girls. Like, omigod!

Not only that, but the words "Gay" and "Lesbian" got mentioned -- alot, too.  There was even the Seinfeldian "like, not that there's anything wrong with that."  It seems that alot of their mutual High School and college friends turned out to be lesbians, including one who, like, you know, had a boyfriend!

How  did I know all this? Easy -- I was sitting a row in front of them!



Best of luck to you ladies -- and your gal pals! (not that there's anything wrong with that).

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I swear to God, your narrative gets funnier the more I read. I hope you and your cam-phone never retire. I was rolling when I got to the "nail-beast wo-man from hell".

Posted by: dhsDaddybear | Jan 14, 2006 12:38:40 AM

Like, totally!

Yeah, I find these kind of girls annoying, too - what's up with that? Has a normal vocabulary gotten lost somewhere in their hollow heads?

Posted by: Christopher | Jan 21, 2006 6:33:05 PM

I love the use of the word Seinfeldian!

Posted by: dabney | Apr 6, 2006 7:03:30 PM

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