Tuesday, January 31, 2006

The Onion on Greenspan's Retiring

The Onion on Greenie's Retirement:

After 18 years of service, Alan Greenspan is retiring as chairman of the Federal Reserve at the age of 79. What do you think?

Asian Man    

Francis EnglundProgrammer
"He's irreplaceable. This Bernanke guy may be an anti-inflation fiscal conservative, but you just can't run the Fed if you've never screwed Ayn Rand."

Young Man    

William OberstBarrister
"I guess the crash-and-burn lifestyle of a 'chairman of the Federal Reserve' finally caught up with the guy."

Young Woman    

Lily Putnam, Nurse
    "Wow. He's quitting at the same time as the American economy."


Posted at 05:50 AM in Finance, Humor | Permalink


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