Saturday, March 25, 2006

LIRR Commuter from Hell: Uh, Chris, we'd like to have a word with you . . .

Here's what we know about this young lady (who got on the 4:18 from Hunterspoint to Oyster Bay at Jamaica):

  • She has a very LOUD husky voice;
  • She is, like, totally stressed out (like, omigod!);
  • Not afraid to put her feet up on the furniture;
  • She would marry Chris, in, like, a minute -- he cooks great Italian food, and is awesome on the Piano

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Our advice to Chris: RUN! Save yourself! Run far, far away . . .

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dude
your hilarious
thanks

Posted by: SINGER | Mar 26, 2006 10:20:52 AM

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