Here's what we know about this young lady (who got on the 4:18 from Hunterspoint to Oyster Bay at Jamaica):

• She has a very LOUD husky voice;
• She is, like, totally stressed out (like, omigod!);
• Not afraid to put her feet up on the furniture;
• She would marry Chris, in, like, a minute -- he cooks great Italian food, and is awesome on the Piano

Our advice to Chris: RUN! Save yourself! Run far, far away . . .

Posted at 05:24 AM in LIRR Commuter From Hell | Permalink

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