Monday, January 29, 2007
BANDS THAT WILL MAKE YOU GAY
From a lovely website titled "lovegodsway" comes this lovely list of BANDS THAT WILL MAKE YOU GAY
The Doors? The Rolling Stones? Frank Sinatra? (What is this guy smoking?)
Ted Nugent wants you gay? That's ridiculous. He may want to shoot you, but making you gay doesn't seem to be big on Ted's agenda. And I guess John Mayer sleeping with hottie Jessica Simpson is just a good cover for his musical attempts at gayification. Elton John is on the list twice; Once listed as "Elton John" and in case you missed it, a second time as "Elton John(really gay)."
How does this person think this works? Some kid hears a song and goes to his friends, "Hey check out this tune? That's awesome! Who wants to sodomize me?"
I have decided that this is really negative side effect of societal evolution: We have now reached the stage where even if you are incredibly dumb, as long as you look both ways before crossing the street, you can live long enough to procreate. A few 100 thousand years ago, this degree of stupidity would have resulted in a simple but fatal demotion down the food chain.
One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.
Bands to watch out for
The Spores (endorse suicide)
The String Cheese Incident
Eagles of Death Metal
Tegan and Sara
The Magnetic Fields
The Pet Shop Boys
The Village People
The Secret Handshake
The Rolling Stones
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Man or Astroman
The Indigo Girls
Ted Nugent (loincloth)
Thirty Seconds to Mars
Corinne Bailey Rae
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic at the Disco
Elton John(really gay)
Here's what else that have to say:
In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: firstname.lastname@example.org
The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself
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