Saturday, July 12, 2008
Best. Ball. Powder. Ever!
After a day like yesterday, I need some Balla!
When the market has you beat,
And you are suffering from the heat,
Don't declare defeat,
Rub some Balla on your meat!
Balla Powder: Scented Scrotum Talc for Men - 3.5oz
Amazon Description:
"Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits."
Yes, thats the real name and description from amazon -- tho I imagine its an sloppy translation . . . the reviews are hysterical.
Of all the many things I have applied to my testicles over the years -- and that includes everything from chilled jello to fresh squid (don't ask) -- there is simply nothing finer than Balla Ball Powder.
Its refreshing! It tingles! And guys -- the ladies go wild for the fresh clean scent of Balla!
Accept no substitutes -- the original scrotal powder and the finest in testicle talc . . .
via boingboing
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