Tuesday, November 23, 2010
The Scam of the Deficit Crisis
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Our Office Thanksgiving Day Card This Year
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Workaholism: Its Killing Our Most Shortsighted members of society
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Monday, November 22, 2010
Israeli airport security
security measures we are forced to adopt, consider a new Israeli idea; The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates
the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this nonsense
about racial profiling. It's a booth you can step into and out of and
takes only a few seconds,It will not X-ray you, but will detonate any
explosive device you may have on you.It also would eliminate the costs
of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed! You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly
thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system. "Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight
number XXXX.
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Sunday, November 21, 2010
Calls
• August 2008: Sucker’s Rally Alert: Dow Going Below 10,000 (Aug 12, 2008)
• 10 Bullish Charts, Signals, Indicators: (October 10th, 2008) specific data and charts that can provide some insight as to how extreme these present levels are. All these suggest to us that we are increasingly close to a bottom that can be purchased for an upside trade of 20-30% from these levels.
• March 9th 2009: “Big Bear Market Rally Coming,” Says Noted Bear Barry Ritholtz (recorded March 9th webcast Mar 10, 2009 08:35am)
Yahoo Tech Ticker Sep 02, 2010
http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/bear-days-of-august-might-be-over-says-barry-ritholtz-535389.html
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Bad day at Hallmark
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........
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I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder..
'What the hell was I thinking?'
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time .
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
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Gilded Rage
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Saturday, November 20, 2010
Brutal
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Brutal
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climate change
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