Thursday, December 23, 2010

"BofA is coming to town" by Martin Andelman of Mandelman Matters

BofA is Coming to Town!
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Well... they can't find your docs,
They can't tell you why,
They keep you on hold till, you want to cry.
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BofA is coming to town...
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You better stand guard,
Better stay on your toes,
Don't turn your back, or they're gonna' foreclose.
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BofA is coming to town...
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They'll send an application,
Tell you to fill it out,
They talk modification,
But what they say, you'd better doubt... OH!
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You just never know,
What they might do,
Could own free and clear, it can happen to you.
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BofA is coming to town...
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You think that they'd never,
Do those kinds of thefts,
But BofA's right hands, don't talk to their lefts.
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BofA is coming to town...
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They'll break in while you're sleeping,
Drink your scotch and your chablis,
They don't see what the problem is,
They might steal your Christmas Tree! Yeah!
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Not much you can do,
When all this occurs,
BofA will just say, go tell it to MERS.
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BofA is coming to town...
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So, if everything's gone,
Let me be frank,
You know the cops won't be, arresting a bank.
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BofA is coming to town...
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They don't care if they own it.
They don't care if you're late,
They don't care about anything,
Welcome to foreclosure-gate! Hey!
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And, in case you were thinking,
BofA's a disgrace,
It's all the same, Wells, Citi or Chase...
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BofA is coming to town...
... And they might just break your door down!
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(It's the banks, betches!)

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