Bless  her little heart.....How sweet........The secret to  long life...
 
             

             

    
 A  doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady  pictured  above:,
            She  was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he  walked up to her and  said,
            “I  couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is  your  secret?”
      “I  smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to  bed, I smoke a nice big  joint.
      Apart  from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels  every week, and eat only junk  food.
      On  weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t  exercise at  all.
      “That  is absolutely amazing! How old are  you?”
 
                  “Forty,” she  replied

         

  

  

  

 

  

 

  

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                       Bless  her little heart.....How sweet........The secret to  long life...
 
             

             

    
 A  doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady  pictured  above:,
            She  was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he  walked up to her and  said,
            “I  couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is  your  secret?”
      “I  smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to  bed, I smoke a nice big  joint.
      Apart  from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels  every week, and eat only junk  food.
      On  weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t  exercise at  all.
      “That  is absolutely amazing! How old are  you?”
 
                  “Forty,” she  replied