Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Comment Policy

Comment Policy

Since I began this humble blog 10 years and 25,000 posts ago, it has managed, despite my best efforts, to accumulate almost half a million comments.

My goal here is to attempt to find the “Truth,” whatever that means. If your interests are aligned such that revealing the truth is not what you desire — if your focus is winning an argument thru any rhetorical means possible, or pushing a political agenda, the odds are your comments won’t make it through our filters.

Towards that end, we have developed a few rules about what is suitable to be posted here. What follows are the official comments policy of TBP:

A. Posting Comments: 

A lot of thought — and work — goes into what gets posted here; If you want to comment, I suggest you engage in the same processes of “thinking” and “working”.

I take the comments and feedback seriously, and attempt to read all that goes up here, though that is becoming increasingly difficult. (I do read all email, but make no promises about responding).

Email addresses on comments are not published, but I do see them. All comments with legitimate email addresses receive higher priority than disposable email addresses (ie., Hotmail, Mailinator, etc.). When I moved the blog to Word Press, that eliminated the cowardly “anons” comments — so its one less thing to ignore. If I am unable to respond to you privately due to a bogus email address, don’t be surprised if you get a snarky edit in your posted comment.

B. “Off Topic” posts and thread hijacks get deleted with extreme prejudice.

The first comment often sets the tone for the rest of the discussion; Please post intelligently.

When posting your first ever Big Picture comment, I suggest you make it informative, interesting, on topic, and of of moderate length — a paragraph or two. Lazy one sentence or one word comments typically get deleted.  Posting First! gets you banned for life.

Long winded rambling comments will get edited (*snip*) or disemvoweled or deleted. One word of advice for those of you who like to pen 1000+ word comments: GYOFB.

I post comments in my own name. Anytime I comment in someone else’s comment posts, I will mark it as such:

BR: like this.

If I find I am spending time correcting factual errors in your comments a lot, it means you are on the road to full moderation.

C. “Guest” Comments:

On occasion I will post someone else’s email (or telephone call) as a comment in their name or initials — mostly because they can’t. My circle of colleagues/friends includes many people who work in firms with nasty compliance policies — due to their employers, they risk their own jobs by posting comments. I will, in my own judgment, do so on their behalf when appropriate.

D: Moderated Comments:

Posting comments here is a privilege, not a right. That is why the default setting for all new comments is moderated.

Most sites allow a cesspool of silly, unproductive, misleading comments to despoil the site. I have chosen not to allow that silliness.

My goal regarding comments is not to establish an open forum where any jackass can post any piece of false, misleading or biased nonsense without disclosing their position or interest — that’s what Yah0o message boards were for.

If your comment is off topic, self-promotional, lacking in intellectual coherence, it just wont get posted. If you repeatedly try to post those sorts of comments, you will get black-listed.

Demonstrate you are intelligent, civil, respect facts and are diligent about pursuing the truth and you eventually earn non-moderated status. The alternative, as mentioned above is for you to GYOFB.

E: Trolls and Asshats: 

This may be a free country, but The Big Picture is my personal fiefdom. I rule over all as benevolent dictator/philospher king.

I will ban anyone whom I choose from posting comments — usually, for a damned good reason, but on rare occasions, for the exact same reason God created the platypus: because I feel like it.

This is far less random than it sounds. After 21,284 Posts and 266,427 comments, you get a pretty good feel for asshattery and instinct for douchebaggery. Neither is tolerated.

I encourage a broad range of perspectives, philosophies, sexual orientations. Dissent is good. I want to see a debate of views, a battle in the market place of ideas. (That Thomas Jefferson guy was onto something). You can post on nearly anything, so long as it is at least tangentially related to the topic at hand.

I reserve the right to edit any comment for length; If you annoy me enough, I will edit it to make you look an fool. On occasion, I will “unpublish” a comment if I feel it is too impolite, harsh, ad hominem, inappropriate. Off-topic posts are mercilessly slaughtered, and will be unpublished en masse. Do not publish 20 comments out of blog post’s 60 total.  (It takes ~3 seconds to un-publish em all). Do not snipe, or flamebait, or engage in a private irrelevant debate. If you find yourself publishing way too many comments, consider this: This humble blog is my forum for expressing my ideas. Perhaps it might be best if you were to get your own fucking blog.

The fastest way to lose posting privileges is to misrepresent your host’s complex and nuanced views in some inane bumper sticker comment. Doing so gets them deleted and your own ass tossed out.

Other fast tracks to getting banned:

- Knowingly posting false or malicious material;
- multiple postings under different names;
- generally engaging in troll-like behavior;
- misquoting your host/overlord;
- being impolite in the extreme;
- using fake/mislabelled URLs;
- ad hominem attacks;
- being an asshole.

Right now, someone is reading this and saying to themselves “What does he mean, being an asshole?” If you wondered that to yourself, well the odds strongly favor that you yourself have sphincter-like qualities. Thus, you should consider it likely that you will be banned as a rectoid from posting comments sometime in the near future.

If you disagree with any of these policies, or feel compelled to complain to the management, then by all means send an email here.>

F: Assignments:

There are few things that I find more annoying than disingenuous rhetoric. “Why are you ignoring X? You must post on this NOW.” This alerts me to the fact you have a very small willie, and for reasons unrelated to that affliction, you should be ignored.

Sorry, I do not accept homework assignments. How about you fat lazy bastard get off your big ass and actually do some homework yourself? Then, you can post a clever observation and URL. Perhaps you will stimulate a conversation.

Of course, you could always start write your own blog;  (Warning: This is actually hard work, and you are mostly lazy).

Worse still are the emails asking for my opinion on this, or would you comment on that. In 94.7% of the cases, I have already covered the subject extensively (this Google company is on to something). My apologies to the remaining 5.3%, but that’s how it goes: The tyranny of the ignorant majority oppressing the informed minority.

G. URLs in Comments:

I encourage people to link back to other sources and sites in comments.  Feel free to put your own blog/site in the URL space when entering comments. However, link whoring is frowned upon in the body of comments.

If you are merely posting comments in order to enhance your Google score, I may leave the comment — but delete your URL above. Want some of my Google Juice? Play by my rules.

H. Trackbacks:

I encourage Trackbacks from non-commercial sites discussing the issues we chew over here. However, since trackbacks and comments can also be a way to raise your Google score, commercial trackbacks will be invoiced as advertising.

I. Copyright: 

Please do not cut and paste entire copyrighted works of others into comments. Title, a URL, a few paras are plenty . The exceptions are for the author (Bloomberg, NYT, WSJ, Barron’s, etc.) of those columns.

J. Deletions:

Once posted, I do not delete comments. On rare occasions have I deleted reader comments after the fact at their request (less than 3 times — and only to save someone’s job).

If you post something that, several years from now turns out to be embarrassing, or revealing of yourself as an idiot, well, that’s just too God-damned bad. Think twice before ranting like a jackass.

K. Sturgeon’s law (aka the secret to this comments policy):

Theodore Sturgeon once remarked “ninety percent of everything is crap.” If Sturgeon had to moderate blog comments, he would have been far less generous.

The secret to this comment policy is that, for the most part, I have no interest in what 90% of you think. By “you” I mean the vast hordes of unwashed masses who may pass by here, and by “think” I mean every stray thought which randomly stays through your empty, concussed skulls, and which after a lifetime of participation awards, you naturally believe is worthy of publishing, plus a gold star.

I am here to tell you, no it’s not.

There is some small percentage of you who do have very intelligent things to say, have an expertise in  a given area, are knowledgeable and well read in a particular field. I greatly enjoy your comments, and have learned a great deal from them.

Being able to distinguish between the two comment types in a time efficient manner means that I must engage in triage. If I make a hash of it, please figure out a polite way to tell me so.


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-Updated December 25th 2012

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