Friday, October 31, 2008


First watch this:

Then watch this:

Did they actually get all the same actors for th 2nd one? That's pretty wild!

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Obama and McCain Dance Off !

Too funny . . .

Hat tip Nationwide home mortgage loan company

Posted at 02:52 PM in Humor, Politics | Permalink

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Uh Oh . . .

Posted at 01:43 PM in Humor, Politics | Permalink

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Listen to Yourself


via XKCD

Posted at 09:54 AM in Humor | Permalink

Tuesday, October 07, 2008


A fun email circulating trading desks, worthwhile as an informal measure of sentiment:

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

Posted at 10:07 AM in Finance, Humor | Permalink

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Its called the 1st Amendment, Bill

Clueless as he wants to be: 

Posted at 07:18 AM in Humor, Idiot!, Politics, Television, Video | Permalink

Monday, September 15, 2008

McCain Palin


Via Nuvoid

Posted at 10:07 AM in Humor, Politics | Permalink

Saturday, September 13, 2008

How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If you get one of those pushy people who won\'t shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you\'ll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping or whatever. See how long that commission based scum waits for you to get your credit card.

3. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Or you can say, "I\'m so glad you asked, because no one seems to care these days and I have all these problems, my sciatica is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died...." When they try to get back to the sales process, just continue on with telling about your problems.

4. If the person says he\'s Joe Doe from the ABC Company, ask him to spell his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask where it is located. Continue asking personal questions or questions about the company for as long as necessary.

5. This one works better if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Julie and I\'m with Dodger & Peck Services.... You: "Hang on a second." (few seconds pause) "Okay, (in a really husky voice) what are you wearing?"

6. Crying out, in well-simulated tones of pleasure and surprise, "Julie!! Is this really you? I can\'t believe it! Julie, how have you BEEN?" Hopefully, this will give Julie a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the heck she could know you from.

7. Say, "No," over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they\'re trying to speak. This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up.

8. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up with their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can muster, "I don\'t have any friends...would you be my friend?"

9. If they clean rugs: "Can you get blood out, you can? Well, how about goat blood or HUMAN blood - chicken blood too?"

10. Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional "Uh-huh, really, or, "That's fascinating." Finally, when they ask you to buy, ask them to marry you. They get all flustered, but just tell them you couldn't give your credit card number to someone who's a complete stranger.

11. Tell them you work for the same company they work for.


Telemarketer: "This is Bill from Widget & Associates."

You: "Widget & Associates!! Hey I work for them too. Where are you calling from?"

Telemarketer: "Uh, Dallas, Texas."

You: "Great, they have a group there too? How\'s business/the weather? Too bad the company has a policy against selling to employees! Oh well, see ya."

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy and if they will give you their phone number you will call them back. If they say they are not allowed to give out their number, then ask them for their home number and tell them you will call them at home (this is usually the most effective method of getting rid of Telemarketers). If the person says, "Well, I don\'t really want to get a call at home," say, "Ya! Now you know how I feel." (smiling, of course...)

Posted at 10:06 AM in Humor | Permalink

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

The Line

Very very funny: The Line

Episode 1

From Crackle: The Line, Ep 1: The FutureSpace Showdown Begins

Episode 2

From Crackle: The Line, Ep 2: The Five-Minute Rule

Episode 3

From Crackle: The Line, Ep 3: The Spoiler

Episode 4

From Crackle: The Line, Ep.4: Father and Son Time

Episode 5

From Crackle: The Line, Ep.5: Moon Dagger

Episode 6

From Crackle: The Line, Ep.6: Opening Night

Episode 7

From Crackle: The Line, Ep.7: The End of The Line

Posted at 09:46 PM in Humor, SciFi, Video | Permalink

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog At the RNC

Insanely funny!

Part 1: Triumph The Insult Comic Dog At the RNC

Part 2: Triumph The Insult Comic Dog At the RNC

Posted at 03:48 PM in Humor, Politics, Video | Permalink