Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Anna Nicole Smith: Academy Award Winning Cow


The moral of the story is, if you are a terrible actress, try not to piss off the crew: They have all your outakes. -- And they are so bad, they are simply hysterical.

Here's Viceland's description:

Once poor and lovely, now rich and cow-like, Anna Nicole Smith is obviously a big fan of prescription drugs. Holy shit. The editors of this movie had such a hard time getting any half-decent footage from her cavalcade of unintelligible stonededness that they decided to splice the worst of it together into one of the best things you’ve ever seen. Not only does she act like someone just startled her out of a deep sleep, but she cannot remember any lines whatsoever. Even three-word sentences spoken directly into her ear come out of her mouth sounding like a catatonic fish. HIGHLIGHTS: You can hear the director saying to her face, “The line is ‘We’ve gotta get out of here,’” which she turns into “We gotta get shit...we gotta...fuck, man”
You must see them to believe them.

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nice post

Posted by: Anna Nicole Smith nude | Jan 26, 2004 3:56:33 AM

Anna Nichole Smith has to still be on drugs.
She acts totally bombed out of her mind.

Posted by: mary | Sep 9, 2004 11:25:16 AM

She was so fucke dup last night on the american music awards. When is hollywood gonna just ditch this bitch? She was so wasted and her entertainment value is over. washed up.

Posted by: Perry M | Nov 15, 2004 9:15:49 PM

I think the Anna Nicole Smith outtakes are the best thing I've ever seen. Poor drunk, stoned thing.

Posted by: D | Nov 17, 2004 1:19:07 PM

Bitch is DEAD as of 20 min ago. Prolly too much valium and gin?

Ha Ha ha. Rot in your hole bitch.

Posted by: doogie | Feb 8, 2007 4:52:50 PM

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