Monday, January 29, 2007



From a lovely website titled "lovegodsway" comes this lovely list of BANDS THAT WILL MAKE YOU GAY 

The Doors? The Rolling Stones? Frank Sinatra? (What is this guy smoking?)

Ted Nugent wants you gay? That's ridiculous. He may want to shoot you, but making you gay doesn't seem to be big on Ted's agenda. And I guess John Mayer sleeping with hottie Jessica Simpson is just a good cover for his musical attempts at gayification. Elton John is on the list twice; Once listed as "Elton John" and in case you missed it, a second time as "Elton John(really gay)."

How does this person think this works?  Some kid hears a song and goes to his friends, "Hey check out this tune? That's awesome! Who wants to sodomize me?"

I have decided that this is really negative side effect of societal evolution: We have now reached the stage where even if you are incredibly dumb, as long as you look both ways before crossing the street, you can live long enough to procreate. A few 100 thousand years ago, this degree of stupidity would have resulted in a simple but fatal demotion down the food chain.


One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for

The Spores (endorse suicide)
Scissor Sisters
Rufus Wainwright
Ravi Shankar
Tech N9ne
Ghostface Killah
Bobby Conn
Morton Subotnik
Cole Porter
The String Cheese Incident
Eagles of Death Metal
Polyphonic Spree
The Faint
Tegan and Sara
Le Tigre
The Gossip
The Magnetic Fields
The Doors
The Strokes
Sufjan Stevens
The Pet Shop Boys
Judas Priest
The Village People
The Secret Handshake
The Rolling Stones
David Bowie
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Man or Astroman
Richard Cheese
Depeche Mode
Ani DiFranco
John Mayer
Angel Eyes
The Indigo Girls
Velvet Underground
Elton John
Barry Manilow
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Boy George*
The Killers
Lou Reed
Lil' Wayne
Jill Sobule
Wilson Phillips
Lisa Loeb
Ted Nugent (loincloth)
Thirty Seconds to Mars
Lil' Kim
kd lang
Frank Sinatra
Justus Kohncke
Bob Mould
Clay Aiken
Arcade Fire
Bright Eyes
Corinne Bailey Rae
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic at the Disco
Elton John(really gay)


Here's what else that have to say:

In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is:

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself

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This is some scary shit.

Crap - if the church is right, then I must be gay since I listen to a ton of these bands. My wife is going to be heartbroken. Maybe if I listen to "jars of clay" long enough to balance out the thousands of hours I've spent listening to these other bands , that will even things out and I'll be saved from the prospect of performing stinky acts on my fellow man.

Does the church have any prayers that can invoke the power of jesus to remove "the killers" - "somebody told me" from my head?

Why is the religious right so scared of gay people when a decent % their leaders are closet homosexuals?
I just don' t get it.

I don't have a problem with Jesus. I've just got a problem with some of his followers.

Interesting post B.

Posted by: rdub9000 | Jan 29, 2007 12:52:59 PM

Um, satire. (Cf. Pharyngula)

Posted by: anonymous | Jan 29, 2007 8:47:51 PM

Given the presence of Metallica next to "(?Morrissey? questionable)", I think it's at the very least possible that these guys have been made the victim of a practical joke. I certainly used their suggestion feature to add a few bands I dislike.

Posted by: dsquared | Jan 30, 2007 2:08:26 AM

Yeah, Lemmy is such a metrosexual...

Posted by: Mike G | Feb 1, 2007 6:35:53 PM

How the hell is Coldplay not on that list?

Posted by: Passion Of The Gumby | Jun 17, 2007 12:32:06 PM

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