Thursday, December 30, 2010
The Female Orgasm
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Top 25 Challenging Interview Questions Of 2010
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Batman Hoodie
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Spin Around
What does it look like when you put a video camera on the tip of a sword and swing it around? Pretty cool, is what.
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Monday, December 27, 2010
Monkey Business
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7 Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He next announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it! ![]() The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each." The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys for 700 billion dollars. They never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys! Now you have a better understanding of how the WALL STREET BAILOUT PLAN WILL WORK !!!! It doesn't get much clearer than this................ |
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Hookers, Doctors & TSA Inspectors
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Thursday, December 23, 2010
Why Jesus Waited 3 Days before Resurrection
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The 25 Best Album Covers of 2010
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"BofA is coming to town" by Martin Andelman of Mandelman Matters
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Well... they can't find your docs,
They can't tell you why,
They keep you on hold till, you want to cry.
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BofA is coming to town...
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You better stand guard,
Better stay on your toes,
Don't turn your back, or they're gonna' foreclose.
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BofA is coming to town...
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They'll send an application,
Tell you to fill it out,
They talk modification,
But what they say, you'd better doubt... OH!
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You just never know,
What they might do,
Could own free and clear, it can happen to you.
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BofA is coming to town...
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You think that they'd never,
Do those kinds of thefts,
But BofA's right hands, don't talk to their lefts.
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BofA is coming to town...
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They'll break in while you're sleeping,
Drink your scotch and your chablis,
They don't see what the problem is,
They might steal your Christmas Tree! Yeah!
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Not much you can do,
When all this occurs,
BofA will just say, go tell it to MERS.
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BofA is coming to town...
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So, if everything's gone,
Let me be frank,
You know the cops won't be, arresting a bank.
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BofA is coming to town...
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They don't care if they own it.
They don't care if you're late,
They don't care about anything,
Welcome to foreclosure-gate! Hey!
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And, in case you were thinking,
BofA's a disgrace,
It's all the same, Wells, Citi or Chase...
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BofA is coming to town...
... And they might just break your door down!
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(It's the banks, betches!)
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Rudolph
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